Tagsexism

HALLOWEEN AND THE WHORIFICATION OF HORROR

The new Party City flyer came in the mail today. It was loaded with this season’s top Halloween costumes and I can confirm that Spongebob’s eyes gain a little extra something when they’re stretched over adult female breasts.

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Thanks a lot, RUINERS.

Why does everybody have to ruin everything? I’m a very simple man with very few joys and I really would appreciate it if you all would just stop walking right up to me and ruining shit for me. Continue reading

Women’s Studies with Professor Genius

I posted two sexist rants last week documenting my exclusion from events based solely on my anatomy. So it’s only fair that I write one post that says “I hear you, ladies! You get a raw deal too!” Continue reading

Blog Off!

by jeff

I’m blogging about BlogU: a blogging conference I didn’t even go to. Meta-sad. Continue reading

SWAP MEAT

Originally Published on the mysteriously defunct jeffingoff.com July of 2013 Continue reading