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PANDA WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME

Yes, it’s another Panda Express post. It’s really a waste of your time to wonder why I continue to eat there. So don’t bother.

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Seven Keys to Having the Best Dining Experience Possible at Panda Express

I’m going to give you the lowdown on how to order from your favorite white-washed Asian-themed food chain.

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SOFT CLOSE TOILET SEATS ARE THE SH!T.

This is my first sponsored post. I’m not actually getting paid to write this. So I might not have any idea what a sponsored post is. Here goes:

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The HIDDEN health benefit to salad that the GOVERNMENT and BIG PHARMA don’t want you to know about.

Bart¬†Simpson once famously sang: “You don’t win friends with salad!” And that’s pretty much the point.¬† Continue reading

I just threw up all over the Metra and I have this insane need to blog about it.

I had Panda Express at 11:30am Friday morning and the rest of the day just went downhill from there.

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