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THE RETURN OF MONOTONE JOE

I’ll admit it. Before, I may have been a bit of an alarmist. Before, I think I jumped the gun. Before, I didn’t know the range on Monotone Joe’s spectrum of paranoia. Before, I had no idea how loosely held together he is.

Then I came home and found my neighbor, Monotone Joe, in my mulberry. Continue reading

I have been to the vortex.

I have been to the vortex and I have returned with lessons. And also very dry skin. Continue reading

MONOTONE JOE IS GOING TO KILL ME

I haven’t posted in a while because life. But this post became a top priority after a brief 5-minute conversation with my neighbor. It seems someone stole his sunflowers. Continue reading