I’ve witnessed childbirth three different ways. I’ve been to two baby showers. I’ve attended a blogging convention where I was one of four men. I thought I had seen women at their most womenish. But none of those experiences prepared me for the master class that was the DEMONSTRATION. Continue reading

Just be Happy.

“What should I be when I grow up?”

“You can be whatever you want to be. Just be happy.” Continue reading

Seven Keys to Having the Best Dining Experience Possible at Panda Express

I’m going to give you the lowdown on how to order from your favorite white-washed Asian-themed food chain.

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Shopping trip

For those of you who saw me walk into that little shop on Jackson and buy that marijuana pipe, let me clear things up right now: I only bought it because I knew you were watching. Okay? It was a joke. Continue reading

Don’t worry, she’s fine.

by Jeff

Apparently, my mom has what’s called a “resting bitch face.” Continue reading