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FALL ON THE GREEN

Every year the village near my home puts on a fest called Fall on the Green. Most of the green is a parking lot. So it would be more accurate to call it Fall on the Asphalt. Continue reading

BACONFEST TOP 5

If there is one thing you should know about me, it’s that I am a complicated human being just like all human beings and I won’t fit into your “one thing” pigeonhole—don’t dehumanize me!! Continue reading

ARIZONA PART FOUR: ENDGAME

The last three days sort of flew by. That’s how delirium works.

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ARIZONA PART TWO: NO ROOM AT THE INN –or– THIS BED’S TOO SMALL

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OUR TRIP TO ARIZONA. PART ONE: HELL IS HOT.

Enough time has passed that I can now write about our family vacation to Arizona. So come with me on a journey. A tale of confusion, tedium, and inertia told in several chapters.

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I just threw up all over the Metra and I have this insane need to blog about it.

I had Panda Express at 11:30am Friday morning and the rest of the day just went downhill from there.

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