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DECKED

Our deck broke my sister-in-law’s ass. It also tried to have me arrested. Continue reading

DISNEY CRED

What’s the best thing an American father can give his 7 year-old daughter? If you answered anything other than “straight up Disney Cred,” then you’re a better dad/parent/human than I am—which isn’t saying much, so maybe you should just slow down. Continue reading

PIGS

One day Jill decided there wasn’t enough shit in the house. Actual shit. So she went out and got us two guinea pigs. Continue reading

THE BABY BAKERY IS CLOSED

I’m writing this for my sake. To post it so I can read and reread until my eyes wither. Continue reading

Father’s Day

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SWAP MEAT

Originally Published on the mysteriously defunct jeffingoff.com July of 2013 Continue reading