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A DUMPSTER FULL OF HAMSTERS

I don’t give a f**k what the Chinese Zodiac says, 2017 was THE YEAR OF THE DEAD HAMSTER.  Continue reading

DECKED

Our deck broke my sister-in-law’s ass. It also tried to have me arrested. Continue reading

DISNEY CRED

What’s the best thing an American father can give his 7 year-old daughter? If you answered anything other than “straight up Disney Cred,” then you’re a better dad/parent/human than I am—which isn’t saying much, so maybe you should just slow down. Continue reading