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SOFT CLOSE TOILET SEATS ARE THE SH!T.

This is my first sponsored post. I’m not actually getting paid to write this. So I might not have any idea what a sponsored post is. Here goes:

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SWAP MEAT

Originally Published on the mysteriously defunct jeffingoff.com July of 2013 Continue reading

Front Yard Jungleland: a DIY Tip on How to Meet the Neighbors

If you ask my mom, there’s an ever-increasing problem in the world today—no one sits on the front porch anymore. Or hangs out on the stoop. Continue reading