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TAKING POINTLESS STANDS AGAINST IMPOTENT THINGS

I think nothing sums up “first-world problems,” quite like people denouncing those who declare their apathy for the new Star Wars film. Which is exactly what I’m about to do.

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Thanks a lot, RUINERS.

Why does everybody have to ruin everything? I’m a very simple man with very few joys and I really would appreciate it if you all would just stop walking right up to me and ruining shit for me. Continue reading

TASTE THE HOSE

I’m drinking my coffee from a garden hose again. My life has come full circle. Or, at least the coffee portion of it has. Continue reading