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PARANOID PARENTING

by Jeff

When I was nine, I would go to bed with my arms folded neatly on my chest in case I died in my sleep. Continue reading

Father’s Day

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My kids haven’t learned that people suck.

People suck. Well, not you. You obviously don’t suck. 

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Irishish

by Jeff

The most dominant ingredient in my personal human stew is Irish. Continue reading

Say hello to my little friend.

by Jeff

Meet Tommy. He’s not going to sit nice for your photo. He doesn’t give a shit how much you want him to. Continue reading

KIDS LIVE HERE

 

I had the extremely rare opportunity to clean the house undisturbed. Jill took the kids to Michigan and it was just me versus our collective neuroses. Continue reading