The Pistachio Story

Once upon a time I had time. And I wasted ALL of it. I was good at that. Continue reading

You’re welcome, Nature.

SUMMER IS DEAD. People are using lyrics from Boys of Summer in their status updates. The memory of Joyland is still fresh in my mind. Pumpkin Spice is being shoved at me everywhere. So I’m extra moody today as I mourn the summer that never really was. Continue reading

Beating the beaten path.

by Jeff

It’s my job to abduct the children every weekend. To give Jill a break. Usually on Sunday. Continue reading