I did the ALS ice bucket challenge. Just like everyone else.

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I’m just going to flat out ask this: What the hell is it with people who insist on adding the “Cha-cha-cha” to the birthday song? Don’t piss me off! You know exactly who I’m talking about.

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Words with former friends

The things meant to make us more social are actually tearing us apart. Continue reading

I just threw up all over the Metra and I have this insane need to blog about it.

I had Panda Express at 11:30am Friday morning and the rest of the day just went downhill from there.

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What’s your mulberry?

A while back I wrote a post about my mother-in-law’s baseless hatred for mulberry trees. My post was mostly an attempt to understand how someone so nice and sweet could express bottomless rage for such an inoffensive organism Continue reading

I’m not supposed to be doing this.

I’m supposed to be writing my novel. Continue reading