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OPEN LETTER TO THE MAN IN THE QUIET CAR WHO HAD TO BE TOLD HE’S IN THE QUIET CAR

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I SAW A WHITE GUY TODAY

It’s impossible for me to explain what it’s like to be around me. Because I’ve never been around me. I’m always inside me. Deep inside.  Continue reading

SOFT CLOSE TOILET SEATS ARE THE SH!T.

This is my first sponsored post. I’m not actually getting paid to write this. So I might not have any idea what a sponsored post is. Here goes:

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BIRDS

Spring hit Chicagoland for five minutes. We opened our filthy windows for those five minutes. And nature got inside.

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WIN A B&B IN MAINE AND STALK STEPHEN KING.

Someone is giving away a bed and breakfast in Maine, worth $900,000, to the winner of a writing contest. And I’m offering you the winning entry. Continue reading

The TRUTH about GOATEES

Goatees are the Nickelback of facial hair. They get more hate than they truly deserve. And I’ve had about enough.

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