Categoryparenting

CHA-CHA-CHA

I’m just going to flat out ask this: What the hell is it with people who insist on adding the “Cha-cha-cha” to the birthday song? Don’t piss me off! You know exactly who I’m talking about.

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Life is a highway to hell.

by Jeff

Once in a while someone will forget who I am and ask me a question. And sometimes that unfortunate person will ask me about my take on parenting. Continue reading

Children are like coma patients.

Here’s how I see it:

Newborns are like hamsters. You handle them carefully while making reassuring sounds that let them know you’re not going to eat them. Continue reading

I’m not supposed to be doing this.

I’m supposed to be writing my novel. Continue reading

You’re welcome, Nature.

SUMMER IS DEAD. People are using lyrics from Boys of Summer in their status updates. The memory of Joyland is still fresh in my mind. Pumpkin Spice is being shoved at me everywhere. So I’m extra moody today as I mourn the summer that never really was. Continue reading

Let’s talk about Dex.

This post was Jill’s idea.

“Hey Jeff, why don’t you write a post about Dexter’s dad?”
“What? Oh, yeah . . . that might be interes—”
“JUST WRITE IT!!” Continue reading