Categorygrowing up

TIME WILL STEAL EVERYTHING YOU CHERISH WHILE YOU WATCH HELPLESSLY WITH DETERIORATING VISION

Getting older sucks. Continue reading

That one time I went into an adult bookstore way before I was an adult–and I didn’t buy one book.

This post is either going to be really funny or just pointlessly gross and inappropriate–and therefore, funny. Let’s find out together!

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Confessions of an ALTAR BOY

When I was 12, my buddy Brian was scheduled to serve mass for a week in the summer. It was the 6:30 am mass. The other server backed out because what the hell–it was the 6:30 am mass in summer–and instead of going through the procedure of calling the other servers on the list of people who had actually signed up to be altar boys, Brian just snagged me. Continue reading

Irishish

by Jeff

The most dominant ingredient in my personal human stew is Irish. Continue reading