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This post is either going to be really funny or just pointlessly gross and inappropriate–and therefore, funny. Let’s find out together!
When I was 12, my buddy Brian was scheduled to serve mass for a week in the summer. It was the 6:30 am mass. The other server backed out because what the hell–it was the 6:30 am mass in summer–and instead of going through the procedure of calling the other servers on the list of people who had actually signed up to be altar boys, Brian just snagged me. Continue reading