MonthNovember 2015

Hey, Jeff.

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I went to Chipotle for the first time in forever. I braved disease. I felt bad about my whiny post. I wanted to redeem myself. Or prove that there are more reasons to hate this Build-A-Burrito Workshop than the norovirus and e-coli it secretly adds to your meal.  Continue reading

I’m really only funny if you know me.

I was at work, working. Doing the marketing. That’s what I do for work because I’m too old to do the lifting. I’m over 40. I’m old. Continue reading