MonthSeptember 2015

HALLOWEEN AND THE WHORIFICATION OF HORROR

The new Party City flyer came in the mail today. It was loaded with this season’s top Halloween costumes and I can confirm that Spongebob’s eyes gain a little extra something¬†when they’re stretched over adult female breasts.

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THIS POST IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD

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OPEN LETTER TO THE MAN IN THE QUIET CAR WHO HAD TO BE TOLD HE’S IN THE QUIET CAR

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I SAW A WHITE GUY TODAY

It’s impossible for me to explain what it’s like to be around me. Because I’ve never been around me. I’m always inside me. Deep inside.¬† Continue reading

SOFT CLOSE TOILET SEATS ARE THE SH!T.

This is my first sponsored post. I’m not actually getting paid to write this. So I might not have any idea what a sponsored post is. Here goes:

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