MonthMarch 2015

5 EASY STEPS ON HOW NOT TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

I’ve been feeling really bad about myself lately. All of my blogger buddies are getting into anthologies or winning awards and I have a bunch of worthless, unfunny posts drafted. And the one post I’m willing to publish is just me whining to my few readers about my craptastic writing. Probably the stupidest route to take.

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That one time I went into an adult bookstore way before I was an adult–and I didn’t buy one book.

This post is either going to be really funny or just pointlessly gross and inappropriate–and therefore, funny. Let’s find out together!

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WIN A B&B IN MAINE AND STALK STEPHEN KING.

Someone is giving away a bed and breakfast in Maine, worth $900,000, to the winner of a writing contest. And I’m offering you the winning entry. Continue reading

The 5 THINGS I am going to MISS about WINTER

It’s that time if the year when I am completely done with that time of year. I wrote this post on the absolute coldest February 28th in history. As I ate deep fried groundhog. Continue reading