MonthMarch 2015

That one time I went into an adult bookstore way before I was an adult–and I didn’t buy one book.

This post is either going to be really funny or just pointlessly gross and inappropriate–and therefore, funny. Let’s find out together!

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WIN A B&B IN MAINE AND STALK STEPHEN KING.

Someone is giving away a bed and breakfast in Maine, worth $900,000, to the winner of a writing contest. And I’m offering you the winning entry. Continue reading

The 5 THINGS I am going to MISS about WINTER

It’s that time if the year when I am completely done with that time of year. I wrote this post on the absolute coldest February 28th in history. As I ate deep fried groundhog. Continue reading