MonthSeptember 2014

Thanks a lot, RUINERS.

Why does everybody have to ruin everything? I’m a very simple man with very few joys and I really would appreciate it if you all would just stop walking right up to me and ruining shit for me. Continue reading

SKULL RINGS AND MIND GAMES

What do you do when your skull ring makes promises you’re not going to keep? When it broadcasts to the world that you’re something you’re not? When it continually gets you unwanted attention from very attractive men? Do you shelf the ring, vowing to never wear it in public again? No. You buy another one, a bigger one, one that they can see from space. And you slide that goddamned ring on the first finger that fits. And then you blog about it. Continue reading

FALL ON THE GREEN

Every year the village near my home puts on a fest called Fall on the Green. Most of the green is a parking lot. So it would be more accurate to call it Fall on the Asphalt. Continue reading