MonthAugust 2014

TWO TOO ANGRY

I don’t know why, but the people I choose to be around are some of the angriest MFers I know. Continue reading

SASSY

We had a pug. Her name was Sassy. **SPOILER ALERT** she’s dead. Continue reading

ICE THIS

I did the ALS ice bucket challenge. Just like everyone else.

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DECKED

Our deck broke my sister-in-law’s ass. It also tried to have me arrested. Continue reading

I guess I’m not depressed.

For the longest time, I’ve told myself “Yeah, I’ve battled depression.” But I don’t think I really understand what that means. Continue reading

DISNEY CRED

What’s the best thing an American father can give his 7 year-old daughter? If you answered anything other than “straight up Disney Cred,” then you’re a better dad/parent/human than I am—which isn’t saying much, so maybe you should just slow down. Continue reading