MonthMay 2014

Front Yard Jungleland: a DIY Tip on How to Meet the Neighbors

If you ask my mom, there’s an ever-increasing problem in the world today—no one sits on the front porch anymore. Or hangs out on the stoop. Continue reading

My Social Media Disease

This blog post is a pity party with a special guest.

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CHA-CHA-CHA

I’m just going to flat out ask this: What the hell is it with people who insist on adding the “Cha-cha-cha” to the birthday song? Don’t piss me off! You know exactly who I’m talking about.

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BACONFEST TOP 5

If there is one thing you should know about me, it’s that I am a complicated human being just like all human beings and I won’t fit into your “one thing” pigeonhole—don’t dehumanize me!! Continue reading

ARIZONA PART FOUR: ENDGAME

The last three days sort of flew by. That’s how delirium works.

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