by Jeff
I suck at small talk. It’s not that I’m not wordy or unable to spew nonsense. I just can’t chat about weather. Or end tables. Continue reading
MonthAugust 2013
by Jeff
Apparently, my mom has what’s called a “resting bitch face.” Continue reading
by Jeff
I’ve gotten into discussions with childless friends about what it’s like to be childful. Continue reading
by Jeff
Nowadays, we all own too much stuff. I’m speaking for everyone. Storage units are a thing because consumers can’t stop consuming. And Storage Wars is a show because of course that’s where all this consumption leads: defaulting on debt. Continue reading
by Jeff
Meet Tommy. He’s not going to sit nice for your photo. He doesn’t give a shit how much you want him to. Continue reading
by Jeff
Recently, near bedtime, Ben decided to scare the hell out of Jill. She was putting him to bed when he looked up into the corner of the room and asked Jill “Who’s dat?” Jill didn’t really have an answer because no one was there. Continue reading
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