An open letter to those who live outside the U.S. and may have seen Girl Meets World

Dear person who lives outside the U.S. and may have seen Girl Meets World,

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MEN HAVE NIPPLES, TOO

I am not a crusader. I am no one’s idea of a champion. After reading my thoughts some of you might feel the need to call me a hero. Please don’t. No, I am no hero. I’m just a man. Like all men. With nipples. Continue reading

WHAT MAKES A DOUCHEBAG?

I bought a sleeveless skull shirt. I felt weird searching for it on Amazon. The weirdness deepened once it arrived in the mail.

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4 REASONS E-READERS CAN POUND SAND

People have been screwing with books forever. Apparently, we’re not content to let content be.   Continue reading

Would You Risk it for a Biscuit?

Elsa invented a game show that will probably lead to many lawsuits. And I helped.

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Hearts give out.

WAKE UP, YOU’RE DYING.

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